A sketch comedy show I co-created, co-wrote, and starred in with three other nerdy funny men. Coming to an Xbox360 near you.

Long story, don't ask.

Here I play a lovable loser/killing machine in an episode of Sketchbox.

Guest star appearance in the Halloween episode of the internetastic, world wide web-mazing , The Guild.

This was the night "Fellowship! A Musical Parody of Fellowship of the Ring" won Best Sci-Fi/Fanstasy Stage Show and the presenter next to me apparently won two Golden Globes. HEY-O!!!!

Waiting to pee before leaving the Shire.

I WILL NOT DO A CHOKING THE CHICKEN JOKE. I WILL NOT DO A CHOKING THE CHICKEN JOKE. I WILL NOT DO A CHOKING THE CHICKEN JOKE.

This is all natural, except for the hair and the beard.

I call this fashion choice "Writer Casual".

Boy can I NOT rock a 'stache.

From the feature film "Thanks".

That was my character's name in Gorgeous Tiny Chicken Machine Show. Seriously.

I did a play reading with that dude. His name escapes me. Doesn't matter, he won't amount to much.

I originally auditioned for "Bald guy with tattoo". But I got "Bald guy that laughs at bald guy with tattoo" instead.

Here I am as lovable janitor with sage advice "Turd McCorkle". If you're keeping count, that's two characters I have played with "poopy" names.